Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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