whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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