I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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