How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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