Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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