I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Actions speak louder than pants.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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