1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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