You surviving the open bar?
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you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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