She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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