I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
