Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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