I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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