I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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