Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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