you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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