I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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