fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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