Betty ford says i'm here all night
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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