Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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