Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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