I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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