quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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