I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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