I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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