Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm sobbing to NWA
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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