i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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