just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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