ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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