I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
