she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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