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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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