You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Houston, we have a blender
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
so much tequila, so little girl.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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