i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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