Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.