I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
My vagina just recognized that song.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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