I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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