Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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