Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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