Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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