I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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