check it out our google latitudes are spooning
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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