It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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