VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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