hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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