Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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