I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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