Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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