If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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