Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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