He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
