in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
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Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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