I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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