That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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