Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
